Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
