It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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