what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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