i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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