Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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