he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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