im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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