My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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