everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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