gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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