its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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