I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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