i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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