your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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