Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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