drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
