Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Randomize
