I think I won the penis lottery.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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