The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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