But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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