Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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