sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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