At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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