dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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