very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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