well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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