yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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