I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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