the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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