Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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