How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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