Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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