dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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