we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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