Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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