Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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