left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Are we still banned from the library?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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