Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize