i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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