I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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