What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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