The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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