I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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