If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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