what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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