Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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