yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
