I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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