So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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