is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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