All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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