Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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