I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
