I need to stop coming to work sober
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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