I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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