He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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